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brayden: in japan i went to go see a show with some big robots and it was cool because i could drink and we had light sticks

me, thinking of gundam: what were they called? do you remember?

brayden: big fuckin robots


i hate not having a phone for the past two weeks what if my anime crush calls


tlirsgender:

Hozier is just like “I’m a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I’m tastefully horny” and we all collectively went “same”

men arent all trash they just like to sleep in. and i think that’s very sweet of them


remember when the really popular metal sonic shitpost account called me brendo… i’d do anything for that dopamine rush again

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my doctor: well we finally got your meds right here you go. only took Five months but you should be feeling alright all the time now

me looking back at the past five months:

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crazy how drastically things can change in a year!! and i have been dating for two months now and just positively over the moon with excitement


normal-horoscopes:

BAD NEWS FOR KPOP STANS: KIN TUMBLR HAS ALLIED WITH THE SOVIETS